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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

can we talk about the second definition tho

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

can we talk about the second definition tho

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cooljaycookies:

This is what I imagine every time I see someone talking about Blue’s hair.

cooljaycookies:

This is what I imagine every time I see someone talking about Blue’s hair.

(Source: alineliiih, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

(Source: fujiwaranomokou, via parkingstrange)

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colornbian:

what
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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

The chosen one

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itssexualhour:

Once I was in a supermarket and I saw this really hot guy who worked there. He looked around my age and my friends dared me to go flirt with him. They actually told me what to say and I was bored so thought why not? I went up to him and asked where I could find the condoms. He took me to the isle and asked me if I needed any help choosing to which I seductively replied ‘Which ever ones you normally use’. We ended up ditching my friends and fucking in the back room

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lokineedshugs:

creativefangirlurl:

no but seriously this was my favorite part because they were able to wear dresses and be feminine and stuff and at the same time be able to kick major butt

While using their individual characteristics of their storylines as weapons

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unperceptible:

"how would you describe yourself"

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parkingstrange:

katara:

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earthnation:

kohwala:

brb trapped in a republican bathroom

i just realized how annoying it is when white people make white people jokes

I was just gonna say that

I want to kill this entire website and all white boys

why are people so angry and bitter, go out smell the roses or steal candy from babies there’s more to life than hating white people

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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fangdecay:

captainamericaisavirgin:

benmclemore:

somebody DO SOMETHING

i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have
this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

that commentary was beautiful

fangdecay:

captainamericaisavirgin:

benmclemore:

somebody DO SOMETHING

i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have

this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

that commentary was beautiful

(Source: seanorr, via odins-one-eyed-fuck)