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thefamilyassbutt:

odetoabird:

cumber-bitches:

cazastrophic:

cumber-bitches:

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

Wizardry.

ahh, makes sense. 

fetus deletus

#I think you’ll find it was because Harry cock blocked everyone

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calvinheeter:

hockeyisall:

calvinheeter:

Claude Giroux forgets he’s in the playoffs?

you know, he’s not used to being in the playoffs…

that’s funny i was under the impression that this is his fifth playoff run

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jack-frost-froze:

secretarendelle:

Frozen Cosplayers from Anime boston 2014 [X]

Elsa | Anna | Rapunzel | Kristoff | Hans

FAVORITE COSPLAYERS EVER

I AM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD AT THIS

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deducingsherlockian:

what do you mean this didn’t happen

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ridge:

nicolezai:

She got them

did it on em

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leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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thesociallyawkwardasian:

humorous-blog:

lumos5001:

this is why snails were created




so that’s why the stuff i order online takes so long to arrive at my fucking door

thesociallyawkwardasian:

humorous-blog:

lumos5001:

this is why snails were created

so that’s why the stuff i order online takes so long to arrive at my fucking door

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tastefullyoffensive:

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doctorwho:

Happy Easter!

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robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

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piefacemcgee:

femgermania:

sir-brandothan:

How Frozen Should Have Ended

that was a lot better than i expected oh my god

HOLY SHIT

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